LISTEN: Eusebius McKaiser and callers deliver their #SONA2017

Eusebius McKaiser and listeners gave their funniest and best Zuma impressions ahead of tonight's State of the Nation Address (Sona).

I would like to apologise to South Africans for the terrible things that have happened for the past periods that I have been state president. I made promises but unfortunately it seems as if they are very elusive, worst of all when the Constitutional Court has given me advice. I hope maybe before I retire I shall address even 783 cases and go to court. I salute you South Africa.

Willie, caller

I am President of South Africa, no one will tell me what to do, I do things as I wish because I want to enrich myself first and my family, and you will come later as South Africans. I don't care about you.

Kgaugelo, caller

I would like to announce that I'm resigning (laughing). Happy February fool!

Craig, caller

Let me start with first things first, I did not know about the soldiers, everyone is on and on about 401, 412, 411 soldiers deployed to Parliament. I do not know why we are even here because I don't know anything about SONA. I want to say it, and I will say it for the last time, I have never been to Saxonworld to meet the Guptas.

Lesego, caller

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