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How to feel about yourself if you haven’t invested in Bitcoin

11 January 2018 7:01 PM
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bitcoin
JP Sears
Who invests in Bitcoin? Bruce Whitfield plays a satirical parody of a bitcoin investor by internet comedian JP Sears.

The best way to diversify your portfolio is to put all your money in Bitcoin.

JP Sears

You’re so stupid for not buying it then!

JP Sears

Bitcoin has never crashed, so it never will!

JP Sears

Who invests in Bitcoin?

The Money Show’s Bruce Whitfield played a satirical parody of a bitcoin investor by internet comedian JP Sears.

His videos has been trending on Facebook since late December.

Watch Sears explain everything you need to know about the cryptocurrency Bitcoin, and how you should feel about yourself if you have not invested in it:

Click here (then “like” the page) to follow Bruce on Facebook.

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11 January 2018 7:01 PM
Tags:
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JP Sears

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