From 'be a fart machine at work' to 'I love you dad'.
Many parents with toddlers know the drama that happens before they leave the house for work. Well, this family is no exception.
A two-year-old boy and his dad say their goodbyes which include words like 'Go to work and be a good fart machine at work'.
But, the boy realises he forgot to tell his dad that he loves him.
He quickly rushes to the door screaming, I love you dad and after exchanging hugs and kisses, he returns to the house crying and saying he loves his dad.
Jesse the parrot and foul words!
So, Jesse ran (or flew) away from home and camped outside the neighbour's house for three days.
The firefighters were then called in to come help get the bird home. Well, the owner told the firefighters to say to Jesse 'I love you' that would send the talkative bird home.
Well, Jesse decided to tell the firefighters to f*ck off before she responded with an 'I love you'.
Jesse was able to make it back home safely and said thank you to the firefighters.
Parrot owner: To bond with her say 'I love you'— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) August 14, 2018
Firefighter: 'I love you'
Jessie the Parrot: 'I love you'
Jessie then turned the air blue & flipped the firefighter the bird. Read the story of the potty-mouthed parrot in Cuckoo Hall Lane https://t.co/Th2nlVkOJ8 © @PaulWood1961 pic.twitter.com/FSRCElx80V
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