'I toyi-toyied for the 1st time because Tashas ran out of coffee' - Coconut Kelz

Satirical comedian Lesego Thlabi channels her inner Coconut Kelz, to chat about the State Capture Inquiry, and why she toyi-toyied.

In terms of State Capture, I think that if you don't want to be captured, you just have to run faster says Coconut Kelz.

The country was sold to the Gupta's and now Cyril has sold it to the Chinese, but if you vote DA, we only sell the country to white people.

Coconut Kelz

Coconut Kelz says that she toyi-toyied because if she doesn't, black people will start getting nervous.

I toyi-toyied yesterday for the first time because Tashs ran out of coffee says Kelz.

Toyi-toying really works if you do it nicely. Not like the Fee's Must Fall people. No fire , no violence, just nicely.

Coconut Kelz

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