I would have been terrified - Coconut Kelz on the President's train ride

On the #WeekendBreakfast with Phemelo Motene, satirical character Coconut Kelz couldn't stop talking about President Cyril Ramaphosa's ride on a Metrorail train.

Commuting like an ordinary South African, the President was two hours late reaching his destination.

Coconut Kelz says she felt very sorry for him.

I would have been terrified. I mean even the Gautrain, now that they've opened cheaper routes on the Gautrain, I'm like aikona!

Coconut Kelz, Satirical character

Coconut Kelz herself, she says, was not prepared to risk a ride with Metrorail.

We were supposed to be there, but then when they said it's actually Metro and not Gau, I was like no ways, like it's really dangerous.

Coconut Kelz, Satirical character

She also told Phemelo how she spent her Human Rights Day.

I was fighting for my human rights at Tashas. The queues are too long. My human right is to not wait more than 15 minutes for a table at Tashas.

Coconut Kelz, Satirical character

Mindful of the May elections, Coconut Kelz also gave her take on the Dagga Party.

They're trying to come back... Dagga, it's a poor man's party, it's a poor man's cigarette...

Coconut Kelz, Satirical character

For more hilarity with Coconut Kelz, take a listen:


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