Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that he's answering important questions for his country.
Whackhead taunts a jealous husband by asking for his wife's phone number.LISTEN TO PODCAST
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!
Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 08.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Mr Pienaar is not happy with his newly purchased bed. He's been going back and forth with customer services trying to return the faulty mattress.
Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson plays Dawie Schoeman a representative from the bed company. After hearing the complaint, not only does he accuse Mr Pienaar and his wife of being too large, he also blames the fault on their sex life.