Podcasts

Bark like a dog for me

Vasectomy: Nervous about the snip-snip

Have your pants ever caught fire after telling a lie?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that he's answering important questions for his country.

 

Your wife is so hot! Can I get her number?

Whackhead taunts a jealous husband by asking for his wife's phone number. 

Charity for Kids without Eyebrows

How do you throw away a trash can?

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 08.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

Pushing high heels to the limit

Customer wants to return a squeaky bed

Mr Pienaar is not happy with his newly purchased bed. He's been going back and forth with customer services trying to return the faulty mattress.

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson plays Dawie Schoeman a representative from the bed company. After hearing the complaint, not only does he accuse Mr Pienaar and his wife of being too large, he also blames the fault on their sex life.

'You’ve got the wrong person!' Debt collector won’t take no for an answer

Do the stairs in your house go up or down?