Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Finding a home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog


Parting with your pet may be the hardest thing you've ever had to do.


It may be a result of allergies, a break-up or emigration, as in the case of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson. Whackhead is looking for a new home for his beloved Mr Sweet Sausage Dog. 

He calls up a potential candidate and fires off a series of bizarre scenario questions to make sure that his dog only gets the best treatment. 

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