Darren "Whackhead" Simpson explains that his contact details were given to a vacuum salesperson at Kirby for a free carpet shampooing. He declined the offer, time and time again, however, would keep getting follow up calls.
He then decided to pull a prank on the salesperson ensuring that the company will never call him again.
On the call, Whackhead describes his current vacuum cleaner - Henry, or as he likes to call him, Dirty Henry.
Unlike the Kirby which has 104 uses, Dirty Henry only has two - vacuuming and pleasuring...