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Darren - Senseless surveys

More episodes from Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Ever yawned so loud that you called a boat in?

18 May 2020 8:28 AM

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson asks an unsuspecting victim a range of ridiculous questions, duping them into thinking that it's something serious for the country in the form of the Senseless Survey.

How many questions will Whackhead get away with before he is caught out?

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Dog shelter guilt trip

15 May 2020 8:54 AM

Jonathan really wants a dog from the shelter but his father is vehemently against it. You know how it goes, children become lax in caring for a pet, so the parents end up taking over all the responsibilities.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls Jono's dad and tries to guilt him using nonsensical dog facts and one of the most emotionally stirring songs of all times - Sarah McLachlan's 'Angel' playing in the background.

The result is hilarious!

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Petty Pizzeria Manager

14 May 2020 8:45 AM

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a Pizzeria Manager dealing with a customer after his order arrived almost 2 hours late. 

The civil conversation quickly turns sour when Whackhead starts shaming his victim for feeding pizza to his kid. 

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