Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Senseless Survey: What's worse - your calculator or internet history?


Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

How many questions will he manage today? And which one will send his prank victim over the edge?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 08.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

18 February 2020 8:51 AM

Senseless Survey: Marge should be a size (medium/large)

Senseless Survey: Marge should be a size (medium/large)

17 February 2020 8:40 AM

Office hubby asks real husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

Office hubby asks real husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

13 February 2020 8:51 AM

Finding a home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

Finding a home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

11 February 2020 8:51 AM

Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

10 February 2020 11:27 AM

Kiss me through the phone

Kiss me through the phone

7 February 2020 9:14 AM

Every resignee's worst nightmare

Every resignee's worst nightmare

6 February 2020 12:40 PM

There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

5 February 2020 9:09 AM

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid Ginger bread?"

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid Ginger bread?"

3 February 2020 11:40 AM

Finding love on Gumtree

Finding love on Gumtree

31 January 2020 8:54 AM