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Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

14 January 2020 8:41 AM

Michelle is a massive Stormers fan, and like many ladies, she has a huge crush on star player, Eben Etzebeth.

Together with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, they prank her boyfriend into thinking that she's won a once-in-a-lifetime date with her celeb crush. 

His reaction will have you howling with laughter!

Catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren and Sherlin at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5!

More episodes from Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

28 September 2020 8:23 AM

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

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Beryl wants to rent-a-hubby

23 September 2020 10:14 AM

Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls 'Rent-A-Hubby' to help fix a problem she has.

It becomes apparent pretty soon that Beryl and innocent Wayne are not on the same page and the service the elderly lady is looking for is definitely not on the menu!

Listen to the hilarious prank!

Catch Whackead's Prank, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!

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Is unwrapping a cupcake like taking off the pastry's underpants?

21 September 2020 9:22 AM

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?


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Customer Service the French way

15 September 2020 8:38 AM

This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. 

He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypical Frenchman and proceeds to annoy him with all his quips. 

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Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

11 September 2020 8:35 AM

Posing as elderly Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a gastroenterologist office to enquire about their services.

The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately needs help. 


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