Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Whackhead's Prank: No touchy-touchy permitted at Egyptian hotel!


You make a hotel booking for you and your girlfriend in a foreign country. What could possibly go wrong?

Ronelle calls on Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to intercept her brothers holiday plans to Egypt.

Posing as the Hotel Manager, Whackhead calls Ronald to confirm his romantic getaway but things go awry when he learns that the couple is not married.

Whackhead explains that sharing a room as an unmarried couple is not allowed in Egypt and makes Ronald take an oath promising that he and his girlfriend won't get it on in the bedroom.

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