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Customer wants to return a squeaky bed

16 July 2020 8:57 AM

Mr Pienaar is not happy with his newly purchased bed. He's been going back and forth with customer services trying to return the faulty mattress.

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson plays Dawie Schoeman a representative from the bed company. After hearing the complaint, not only does he accuse Mr Pienaar and his wife of being too large, he also blames the fault on their sex life.


More episodes from Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Customer Service the French way

15 September 2020 8:38 AM

This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. 

He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypical Frenchman and proceeds to annoy him with all his quips. 

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Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

11 September 2020 8:35 AM

Posing as elderly Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a gastroenterologist office to enquire about their services.

The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately needs help. 

 

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Flou grappies

2 September 2020 9:10 AM

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual. 

He calls up random stores and hits them with his flou-est Afrikaans jokes (Tracey Lange would be proud!). 

Unfortunately for Whackhead, the callers on the other end don't seem to appreciate his humour.

Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!

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Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

1 September 2020 10:14 AM

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a prank using nothing but a soundboard with phrases from 2004 cult-classic Napoleon Dynamite. 

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